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Paul McCartney’s New Album ‘Kisses On The Bottom’ Gets Release Date

93.1 JACK FM — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:22:46 +0000

Paul McCartney has revealed the track list for his upcoming album, Kisses on the Bottom.

The album is due in stores on February 7th, with the regular version packing 14 tracks and the deluxe package tacking on a pair of bonus tracks, three postcards, and a download code for a live set from Capitol Studios. The album also includes two brand new, original tracks from McCartney, “My Valentine” and “Only Our Hearts.”

Paul McCartney Kisses on the Bottom Track List:

“I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter”
“Home (When Shadows Fall)”
“It’s Only A Paper Moon”
“More I Cannot Wish You”
“The Glory Of Love”
“We Three (My Echo, My Shadow And Me)”
“Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive”
“My Valentine”
“Always”
“My Very Good Friend The Milkman”
“Bye Bye Blackbird”
“Get Yourself Another Fool”
“The Inch Worm”
“Only Our Hearts”

Bonus Tracks

“Baby’s Request”
“My One and Only Love”

BONUS:

Paul McCartney - “Live And Let Die/Day Tripper/Lady Madonna” Live

[Source: Rolling Stone]

Meet Obsessed Fan Kanyeresa West, The Smitten Singer With A “Kanye West” Butt Tattoo

Jordy Altman | Staff Writer — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:50:10 +0000

That’ll win him over, for sure.

Trust us when we say we’re not a Love Doctor. Not that we haven’t tried – we spent three hard and long years studying at UCLA, pulling all-nighters to get that Love-ology doctorate… but tests are hard and we’d rather be playing what we want.

This in mind, we’re not certified to say which tactics attract you a mate. We do think, however, we’re smart enough to know that you won’t get a man (or woman) to fall deeply in love with you if you tattoo their name on your butt. Nor will legally changing your name to match theirs have them flipping out.

Parading around the subway in a wedding dress? Maybe.

“ I basically was just doing all type of things to say 'I love you more than all those girls.'
” Kanyeresa West

Born Lindaresa, the performer legally changed her name to “Kanyeresa West” in April 2011. She figured it would make the world’s most narcissistic rapper fall head over heels in love.

Kanye West still hasn’t returned her phone calls.

But Mrs. Kanye West doesn’t care. She knows what she’s doing! She explained in a recent Chicago radio interview:

“Kanye likes people who is completely into him,” she explained. “He was raised by a mom who gave him 100% attention and 100% honor and put nobody before him. And that’s how he likes his girls.”

[Source: PopDust]

Top 5 Freaky Friday The 13th Facts

cbssyndication — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:26:53 +0000

Have you ever wondered why people fear the date FRIDAY THE 13TH? The unluckiest day of the year is here! This is just the first of three in 2012, because April and July also will have a Friday that will fall on the 13th. This is the most possible times this can happen in one year. Scared yet?

It’s hard to pinpoint the exact origin of Friday the 13th, but many historians believe that two superstitions were combined to make one; Friday is an unlucky day, and 13 is an unlucky number. Therefore, Friday the 13 is just completely unlucky.

This combo-superstition has only been around since the beginning of the 20th century. The number 13 has been considered unlucky since biblical times.

CLICK NEXT TO GET THE TOP 5 “FRIDAY THE 13TH” FACTS

Indian Talent Show Act Is Most Awesomest Thing in the History of Ever

Dr. Cranfill — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:07:18 +0000

By now you are probably aware of the legendary weirdness that are Japanese game shows. But these two Indian fellows and their associates are about to put on a talent display that could very well rival the best weirdness that Japan has to offer. Seriously, watch the whole thing. It’ll be the best entertainment you see all week…….

This is your WTF moment of the day. Enjoy.

Dr. Cranfill Giving Away Free JACK T-Shirts This Friday at the Lowes in Ontario!!!

Dr. Cranfill — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:00:19 +0000

Photo Credit/Sasha Huffnpuff

You read that right. JACK FM’s own resident doctor, “Dr.Cranfill”, will be at the Lowes Store on 2390 S.Grove Ave. this Friday from Noon-2pm along with the good folks from BOSCH. Tell you what, the first 20 JACK FM people who show up get a free JACK t-shirt. But fair warning, Cranfill may make you arm wrestle him for it….
Again, the first 20 JACK folks that show up at the aforementioned Lowes this Friday between Noon and 2pm will get a JACK FM t-shirt courtesy of the Doctor. If you have no idea who Dr. Cranfill is, well, that makes two of us.

In all actuality, you should probably get to know Dr. Cranfill, which you can do here…

Just go, say hello, get you a shirt and buy something for God’s sake.

Here’s your map to the Lowes in Ontario

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See you Friday!!!!!!

This post was sponsored by Lowes and BOSCH

Dr. Cranfill’s NFL Playoffs Investment Strategies Round 2

Dr. Cranfill — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:25:13 +0000

Photo Credit/Sasha the Huff

3-1! 3-1! Holy Tebow I went 3-1 last week!! The drought is over!!! Let’s make some cash in Round 2 of the 2012 NFL Playoffs. Tebow vs Satan? Offense vs Defense in San Francisco? Pack and G-Men in Lambeau? This is gonna be fun….

Check the proof people. 3-1 on last weeks picks. Thanks a lot for showing up Cincinnati.

Will I continue my winning ways into Round 2 of the playoffs or will I revert back to how I was in the regular season? Linda Loveless style. We’ll shall see……

San Francisco 49ers (+3½) vs New Orleans Saints
This is your first game of this playoff weekend and it’s the classic defense vs offense match up. 49ers best D in the NFC, Saints offense best in the NFL. And they both have gold helmets. For whatever that’s worth. REAL life Saints usually can be found in opulent, grandiose cathedrals and crypts. And Candlestick Park is ANYTHING but opulent as the power outtages during Monday Night Football a few weeks ago will attest. I’m leaving this game alone but if you wanna get crazy, take the 49ers money line due to the fact that Saints, because of their saintly nature, usually don’t spend much time in hell which is exactly what Candlestick Park is…….

Kidding. Take the Saints cause they’re going to win this whole thing.

New England Patriots (-13½) vs Denver Broncos
Tebow mania is at fever pitch after last weeks Immaculate Reception Part 2. “Oh, Tebow threw for 316 yards, just like in John 3:16!!! It’s a sign!!!” No mouth breather, it’s just a coincidence. Slow your roll. Vegas must be an atheist because 13½ points is a METRIC TON of a spread to hang on Tebow of Nazareth. I wish I could take the Broncos here because I truly hate Tom Brady with every tired bone in my confederate body but I can’t. Start building crosses now because come this Saturday, Foxboro becomes Golgotha. Pats cover in this “good vs evil” playoff match.

Baltimore Ravens (-7½) vs Houston Texans
Here are two teams that haunt me more than the thought of Paula Deen skinny dipping. I take em to cover and win? They lose. I take them to cover and lose, they win. I take them money line, they tie. And now they play each other. So what to do? When in doubt, recklessly gamble. Take the Texans money line here and I’m sorry Ray Lewis, don’t stab me.

Green Bay Packers (-8) vs New York Giants
The defending Super Bowl Champs got all they wanted out of the G-Men when they played back on Dec. 4th in New York leading MANY to peg this game as a nice bet on the G-Men. Here’s what a smart bet does. Take the Giants to cover in a parlay, but make a back bet money line wager on the G-Men. That’s what smart money would do.

Hostess And Twinkies Prepare For Bankruptcy, Files Chapter 11

Jordy Altman | Staff Writer — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:17:17 +0000

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Remembering Our Favorite… This is too emotional for us… here’s the official word…

“Hostess Brands, the baking company known for sweet treats like Twinkies and Ding Dongs, filed for bankruptcy protection on Wednesday, just three years after emerging from an earlier restructuring process.

“The company, which has assets of roughly $1 billion, has been struggling under the weight of a debt load of about $860 million and soaring expenses tied to its labor force. Hostess has up to 100,000 creditors, and its chief unsecured creditors are labor unions and pension funds that represent the company’s employees, according to the Chapter 11 petition filed in United States Bankruptcy Court in New York.” – NY Times

“Hostess Brands is hoping to cut its high costs as it heads back into bankruptcy protection for the second time in less than a decade.

“Hostess has enough cash to keep stores stocked with its Ding Dongs, Ho Hos and other snacks for now as it battles rising labor costs and increased competition. But longer term, the 87-year-old company has a bigger problem: health-conscious Americans favor yogurt and energy bars over the dessert cakes and white bread they devoured 30 years ago.” Huffington Post

Star Wars Burgers Cater To Your Jedi Tastes

Jordy Altman | Staff Writer — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:51:00 +0000

“Luke… eat the force…. nom nom nom…”

European burger franchise Quick may be the smartest fast-food chain restaurant in the entire universe. How else were they able to convince Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, and George Lucas to forfeit the force-meat and throw it on a grill? (With two slices of cheese!)

File this under Strangest Promotions of All Time.

With a blockbuster like Star Wars Episode 1 in 3-D hitting theaters, it’s not unusual to see promotional partnerships develop between Hollywood and your favorite drive-thru burger joint.

But finding a little plastic Admiral Ackbar or a back-flipping Jango Fett in your value meal just wasn’t extreme enough for Quick! Instead, this joint invites you to try any one of their three themed meat sandwiches:

Darth Vador Burger: (Darth Vader)

Two minced beef patties topped with one slice of melted pepper Cheddar cheese, pepper sauce, endives and rings of red pepper all between black-colored buns sprinkled with black pepper and poppy seeds.

The Dark Burger: (Darth Maul)

Two minced beef patties topped with two slices of melted pepper Cheddar cheese, pepper sauce and endives all between red-colored buns sprinkled with black pepper and poppy seeds.

The Jedi Burger: (Yoda)

Two minced beef patties topped with a slice of melted cheese, spicy mustard sauce and white mozzarella cheese cubes all between buns dusted with flour.

MMmmmm! Those sound de-licious! Just don’t try to eat all three burgers in one sitting. If the European Quick is anything like our American fast-food burger counterparts, well…

[Source: Geekologie; IB Times]

Turn Your Newspaper Pages By Sipping A Cup Of Coffee! How-To-Guide

Jordy Altman | Staff Writer — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:00:43 +0000

Brought to you by Rube Goldberg.

Remembering Our Favorite Hostess Snacks

Jordy Altman | Staff Writer — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:30:40 +0000

Remembering Our Favorite…